hi i'm nadeera and i believe harry styles needs to tone the fuck down with the grunge plaid shirts. that's about it.

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

Aug 28 at 2:22  with  277,265 notes
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     d r a k e

imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

Aug 28 at 2:19  with  111,764 notes
     DANIEL PLS      favourite people

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

Aug 28 at 2:12  with  17,530 notes
     oh god

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

Aug 28 at 2:12  with  516,224 notes
     omggg

fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

Aug 28 at 2:10  with  224,485 notes

me at friends house

  1. friend: so... what do u wanna do
  2. me: idk its ur house
  3. friend: idk ur the guest
  4. me: idk its ur house
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     ezra pls

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

Aug 28 at 2:08  with  56,810 notes
     amazing      save
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x

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     peed or      came      can't tell      hs

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

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no:

h0odrich:

you guys all talk about celebrities like you know them it’s mad weird …….

drake said shut the fuck up -__-

Aug 28 at 1:31  with  23,770 notes

overlordhemmings:

All of the boys as Pokemon trainers. <3

Aug 28 at 1:30  with  7,291 notes
     p leaseeeeeee      on point      fan art
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